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December 25 was the date of the winter solstice on the Roman calendar. Jesus chose to be born on the shortest day of the year for symbolic reasons, according to an early sermon by Augustine: “Hence it is that He was born on the day which is the shortest in our earthly reckoning and from which subsequent days begin to increase in length. He, therefore, who bent low and lifted us up chose the shortest day, yet the one whence light begins to increase.To help you get ready we have gathered together a great collection of Very Funny Christmas Poems 2016 that make you Laugh to help turn those ordinary looking holiday items into extraordinary looking ones.
Very Funny Christmas Poems 2016 that make you Laugh
Very Funny Christmas Poems
Rudolph the snot nosed reindeer had a terribly bad cold
His rosy red nose had turned green one hundred and one multifold
Then one morn’, sweet Santa said to him,
‘Rudolf with your nose green, you’d better stay in’
Leaving a trail of green snotty slime
Rudolf the reindeer shuffled back to his pine
While he was dreaming of strange green bells
Suddenly he was awakened by Santa yelling ‘Hell’
Gratefully leaving his green bell choir
What he discovered was Santa’s house afire
Quickly he ran into the house
All grey with smoke just like a mouse
All was dark and confusion and terror
What was needed was a courageous torchbearer
And finally his nose, no longer a misfit
Shining and green as an emergency exit
Everyone escaped out into the cold
And this was how green turned to the value of gold
I was sitting on Santa’s lap
And I looked into his eyes
Santa turned me on that day
Much to my surprise.
Warm and sexy
Soft and pink
Infatuated I was
With just an eyewink
He did not know, he could not tell
How he affected me that day
This year I will be impatient till
I can see him again that very way.
Hurry, hurry next Christmas time
Relieving me from my mental morass
Again I will sit on his lap all red
And ask him ‘could I please have you for Christmas?’
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